At SaturDad Technologies, we offer industry standard SLAs for all your shrieks, groans and generalized expressions of confusion or discomfort.
For Sev 1 issues such as, "Uh oh," or "Daddy, I didn't make it to the potty," SaturDad Tech's response time is immediate.
For Sev 2 issues like, “My fire engine needs new batteries,” our SaturDad Tech mean time to repair (MTTR) is four hours.
For Sev 3 issues occurring before 9:00 a.m. on weekends, including, “Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, my fingernails are growing,” scream in my ear on Wednesday evening or dial 1-877-14MOMMY.
For general comments like, “It’s time to wake up!” go play in your room for another hour and try again.
We value you as a child and hope you found your parental service experience satisfactory.
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